i was going to say something but i forgot and now i’m pissed

tru lyf

wrap my dildo for safe measure

i’ll always wrap ur dildo

I snorted at ‘it’s already wrapped’ im gonna cyr

u think i’m kidding

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME, JOHN?
am i getting the dragon with the gloopy for my birthday

because i’m a douche

hell yeah man it’s already wrapped

everyone who likes this post gets a free bad dragon dildo

whAT ABOUT THE DRAGON DILDO
OH GOD OT HEH WHATTER SPOTERTS

i dON’T ACTUALLY OWN A DRAGON DILDO i wish i did tho

I’M NEVER LETTING IT GO.
NEVER. LETTING. IT GO.

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Anónimo


relevant to the dash

stop what you’re doING AND WITNESS PENIS PERFECTIOn

well, my bra-penis size is 8

for those wondering

1-25 odds.
Anónimo