i was going to say something but i forgot and now i’m pissed
wrap my dildo for safe measure
i’ll always wrap ur dildo
I snorted at ‘it’s already wrapped’ im gonna cyr
u think i’m kidding
WHY MUST YOU HURT ME, JOHN?
am i getting the dragon with the gloopy for my birthday
because i’m a douche
hell yeah man it’s already wrapped
whAT ABOUT THE DRAGON DILDO
OH GOD OT HEH WHATTER SPOTERTS
i dON’T ACTUALLY OWN A DRAGON DILDO i wish i did tho
I’M NEVER LETTING IT GO.
NEVER. LETTING. IT GO.